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Boy Arrested for Farting in School

November 25th 2008 11:54
Yep, the title pretty much says it all.

The Associated Press is reporting that a 13 year old in Florida was arrested for farting in class. According to a Sheriff's report, the kid "continually disrupted his classroom environment" by intentionally breaking wind.

No Farting


The gassy delinquent was placed under arrest until he confessed, was charged with disruption of school function, and was released to his mother.

I bet that was a long ride home!

Seriously, do you think he should have been arrested? Can't you just send a kid home for being disruptive? Don't cops have a few more serious things to be worrying about than a kid cutting the cheese? Honestly!

Anyway, the story appealed to the 13 year old in me, I had a good giggle, and thought I would share it!

Seriously, though....arrested for farting?

Does that mean I can call the cops on my husband for causing a domestic disturbance? Cause believe me....oh nevermind

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Comment by Anonymous

November 25th 2008 19:06
One day, back in the 1950s, I left the lunch room returning to my second grade classroom in a jovial mood. I immediately went to the bathroom (located in the back of the classroom and began whistling a tune.
Upon exiting, the class revelled in laughter and I disrupted the class.
A few moments later, I had to fart during art class.
I held the compression as long as possible until it burst forth with a whistling sound due to my tightened orifice.
The teacher threatened to take me to the principal's office for disobeying her by whistling again in class.
This is a true story.

Comment by Cheryl J

November 26th 2008 10:30
Oh lordy, that's just hilarious. From what I remember of being that age they would have locked up every boy in the class. Pull my finger was about the funniest thing ever back then.

And yes....boys never stop and I still love a good fart joke!

Comment by Natalie 2

November 26th 2008 19:45
THat's a crazy story, anon!

Cheryl, it really is true that nothing tickles the funny bone like bathroom humor. Anytime I start to consider myself mature or sophisticated, I need to remind myself that it rarely takes more than the mention of a fart to get me rolling on the floor!

Comment by Cass

December 6th 2008 08:27
I'm wondering how a person farts on purpose for long enough to cause disruption. Because, don't you run out of wind eventually? And how do you control the wind output, if you can.

Hhmm.. so many questions.....

Comment by Anonymous

May 27th 2010 16:24
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