Conservatives get Joe the Plumber all Hot and Bothered
March 20th 2009 20:13
First, did anyone else realize Joe the Plumber was still...a thing? I guess so. Apparently, he makes appearances at big Republican get togethers, and they just love him to bits.
Well, that is until he loved them back just a wee bit too much.
Joe the Plumber, who is neither a plumber nor a Joe, told a crowd of rapt conservatives Thursday night, "God, all this love and everything in the room -- I'm horny."
And then, of course there were crickets. Sorry, Joe. They like you, just not like that. Immediately after making that statement, the crowd cooled. Among the neo-conservative dignitaries in the crowd were G. Gordon Liddy and talk show host Mark "the great one" Levin. Word has it that they weren't impressed.
Quick! Someone send Joe a copy of "He's just not that into you."
The awkward moment was captured for all time on video.
Well, that is until he loved them back just a wee bit too much.
Joe the Plumber, who is neither a plumber nor a Joe, told a crowd of rapt conservatives Thursday night, "God, all this love and everything in the room -- I'm horny."
Is that a Plunger in your Pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
And then, of course there were crickets. Sorry, Joe. They like you, just not like that. Immediately after making that statement, the crowd cooled. Among the neo-conservative dignitaries in the crowd were G. Gordon Liddy and talk show host Mark "the great one" Levin. Word has it that they weren't impressed.
Quick! Someone send Joe a copy of "He's just not that into you."
The awkward moment was captured for all time on video.
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