Movies I hated: Don't hate me in return!
October 13th 2008 04:58
As a movie buff with a DVD collection to rival my local Blockbuster, I can safely say that I have gained a bit of perspective on the art of film. Not that I am a scholar, mind you. I simply mean to say that I try very hard not to be overly critical, as I understand that there is more to a film than it's critical praise, star power, and budget. I love movies for movie's sake, and I spend far to much time in front of the tube.
Over the years, there have been many films that received rich praise from critics, the Academy, and friends that I just could not stand! And, I wanted to like them! I am NOT a movie snob! (you know the kind, they hate everything that is popular because it makes them feel edgy) No, in the case of the following movies, I tried to like them, and I failed. And now, I have made enemies of friends that once respected my opinions!
Oh well, I like what I like. Here is what I did NOT like. Don't hate me.
Sorry friends. I didn't like it. I thought it was a real snooze fest. Boring. Overly dramatic. Dull. Aside from the obvious feelings of horror every time I saw Keira Knightley's bony back and collar bone, I thought it was completely over rated. I felt that this was a film that was made for the consideration of the Academy, and not for the general audience.
This one has won me more tirades than any other film. Whenever people rave about "Pan's Labyrinth", I dread it. Eventually, someone will ask me what my thoughts are, and I will have to honestly answer with, "Meh." After a deafening silence of disbelief, I am always berated and attacked for not being sensitive and lacking an artistic sensibility...blah blah blah! Enough! Visually, the movie was stunning. Breathtaking, even. But, overall, I was underwhelmed. Perhaps this was a case where a movie was so over hyped, that I expected to achieve self actualization simply by watching it, but instead I was left feeling wishy-washy. Which pissed me off! I mean, I don't want to reveal any spoilers here for the 2 of you left in the world who have never seen it, but I hated the ending, and I thought it was gimmicky. My bad, I guess.
I add this one because when it was first released, people raved and raved to me about how it was the best of the "Spiderman" films, that it was totally badass, and it tied everything together. This is what I will say. What the hell was with making Peter Parker all emo??? Yuck, I found that horrifying! The dance sequence??? BARF! Too many villians, too much cheese.
I really like Hillary Swank. I think she is a phenomenal actress. I really like Morgan Freeman. He is one of my favorites of all time. But...could someone please tell me what is so fantastic about this Oscar winning film? I didn't connect with or give a crap about any of the characters, which really isn't good considering some of the plot twists. When I should have been crying, I was thinking....whatever. I am not a cold-hearted bitch with a black soul. I cry all of the time! I cry at almost every movie. I am even a sympathetic crier, but when my pal was sobbing her eyes out over this one, I just sort of...shrugged. Bottom line: Must we feel pressured to kiss Clint Eastwood's behind? He's a talented man, and has done some great work, but we (read: Academy) should not feel obligated to shower him with praise every time he sneezes.
And now for the one that makes me fear for my very safety. Drumroll please!
This film has it all! An amazingly talented cast, cinematography that is awe-inspiring, and plenty of historic reflection. However, this movie did not have the necessary emotional wallop that should have pulled all of these elements together. Call me a Philistine if you will, but I was not moved by the story, or rather, the way it was carried out. Daniel Day Lewis is a powerhouse of acting skill, but it could not save this movie. I found it ultimately to be cold and distant and way over hyped. It is certainly worth seeing, and is not utter tripe. But it is not what it could have been, and I was disappointed.
So, when you are done hating me for the films that didn't impress me, be prepared for my next list, which will be films that everyone else hated, and I loved!!
Over the years, there have been many films that received rich praise from critics, the Academy, and friends that I just could not stand! And, I wanted to like them! I am NOT a movie snob! (you know the kind, they hate everything that is popular because it makes them feel edgy) No, in the case of the following movies, I tried to like them, and I failed. And now, I have made enemies of friends that once respected my opinions!
Oh well, I like what I like. Here is what I did NOT like. Don't hate me.
Atonement
Sorry friends. I didn't like it. I thought it was a real snooze fest. Boring. Overly dramatic. Dull. Aside from the obvious feelings of horror every time I saw Keira Knightley's bony back and collar bone, I thought it was completely over rated. I felt that this was a film that was made for the consideration of the Academy, and not for the general audience.
Pan's Labyrinth
This one has won me more tirades than any other film. Whenever people rave about "Pan's Labyrinth", I dread it. Eventually, someone will ask me what my thoughts are, and I will have to honestly answer with, "Meh." After a deafening silence of disbelief, I am always berated and attacked for not being sensitive and lacking an artistic sensibility...blah blah blah! Enough! Visually, the movie was stunning. Breathtaking, even. But, overall, I was underwhelmed. Perhaps this was a case where a movie was so over hyped, that I expected to achieve self actualization simply by watching it, but instead I was left feeling wishy-washy. Which pissed me off! I mean, I don't want to reveal any spoilers here for the 2 of you left in the world who have never seen it, but I hated the ending, and I thought it was gimmicky. My bad, I guess.
Spiderman 3
I add this one because when it was first released, people raved and raved to me about how it was the best of the "Spiderman" films, that it was totally badass, and it tied everything together. This is what I will say. What the hell was with making Peter Parker all emo??? Yuck, I found that horrifying! The dance sequence??? BARF! Too many villians, too much cheese.
Million Dollar Baby
I really like Hillary Swank. I think she is a phenomenal actress. I really like Morgan Freeman. He is one of my favorites of all time. But...could someone please tell me what is so fantastic about this Oscar winning film? I didn't connect with or give a crap about any of the characters, which really isn't good considering some of the plot twists. When I should have been crying, I was thinking....whatever. I am not a cold-hearted bitch with a black soul. I cry all of the time! I cry at almost every movie. I am even a sympathetic crier, but when my pal was sobbing her eyes out over this one, I just sort of...shrugged. Bottom line: Must we feel pressured to kiss Clint Eastwood's behind? He's a talented man, and has done some great work, but we (read: Academy) should not feel obligated to shower him with praise every time he sneezes.
And now for the one that makes me fear for my very safety. Drumroll please!
There Will Be Blood
This film has it all! An amazingly talented cast, cinematography that is awe-inspiring, and plenty of historic reflection. However, this movie did not have the necessary emotional wallop that should have pulled all of these elements together. Call me a Philistine if you will, but I was not moved by the story, or rather, the way it was carried out. Daniel Day Lewis is a powerhouse of acting skill, but it could not save this movie. I found it ultimately to be cold and distant and way over hyped. It is certainly worth seeing, and is not utter tripe. But it is not what it could have been, and I was disappointed.
So, when you are done hating me for the films that didn't impress me, be prepared for my next list, which will be films that everyone else hated, and I loved!!
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Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling
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Who is the other person in the world who hasn't seen Pan's Laybrinth?
And, is there another person who hasn't seen any of them?
Comment by Cheryl J
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Atonement - still haven't gotten around to seeing it, I like the premise but my boredom radar goes off every time I pick up the DVD.
Pan's Labyrinth - Yes I'm one of the annoying people who loved it. I'd even rate it as one of my favourites, I guess because I like the idea of fairy tales being dark just like they are meant to be.
Spiderman 3 - I just realised that I completely missed that one. I meant to go but for some reason didn't. Maybe I shouldn't bother.
Million dollar Baby - I loved this too. I connected with the characters and I have a perverse crush on Clint Eastwood.
There Will Be Blood - I absolutely bloody hated this film with a passion! Yes he can act but the movie was dull, I didn't connect with any of the characters, the music was all wrong for the film...the music was good it just didn't suit the film. Altogether, a waste of my $15
I hated Sunshine but people loved it and I'm a sci-fi fan.
Oh and I didn't like 300, now you'll hate me! Visually stunning but I found myself giggling when I wasn't meant to be.
I say good for you for having real opinions
Comment by Morgan Bell
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Million Dollar Baby was one of those movies where i just didnt relate to the character, i dont understand overly competitive people or martyrs . . . similarly i didnt really like Bridges Of Madison County or Sommersby, the characters were just making decisions which seemed illogical to me
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There was one lady that, with a tight-lipped grimace, steadfastly stated that she didn't like it. I felt like sharing a chocolate bar with her.
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Comment by Natalie 2
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Lady Henrietta Muddling, I would like you to meet DreamboatAmy84, the other person who hasn't seen Pan's Labyrinth.
Cheryl, I totally love dark fantasy, which is why I wanted to love Pan's. Oh well. Have you seen Mirrormask? That is a GREAT movie for the genre. And I don't hate you for disliking 300, although I question your judgement!!! (just kidding)
Morgan, I agree with you about martyrs. I always feel like when a main character is offed, it is a gimmick. Unless it is essential to the story, it seems like a ploy.
Cib, I will gladly share that candy bar with you dear! I didn't like Atonement, and I love chocolate!
DreamboatAmy84, thanks for your take on There Will Be Blood. Gosh, I just can't like it. I try...I try to understand. I understand that Daniel Day Lewis' character was not really intended to be likable, but the emotion just wasn't there for me. Kinda vacant. I don't know. I'll check out the spoof, for sure!
James Rickard, welcome to the club
Comment by AP Red
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On Spider-Man 3, I think the "emo" thing was less of a problem than having 8-9 storylines and too many characters period not just villains.
Glad someone else disliked Blood because the only two people I know that are into movies really dug it.
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I love how different everyone is in their tastes, it shows just how individual we all are...
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Comment by NCG001
Also agree with films being made to suit the Academy rather than be made for the sheer enjoyment of the public... I suppose that little award does put bums on seats...
Oh, and anyone considering seeing a DVD titled (In the Name of the King) please do NOT even contemplate wasting your hard earned dollars on a film which may well have been directed by a 5 year old.... Atrocious is an understatement!
Comment by Janet Collins
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I did enjoy Million Dollar Baby and There Will be Blood (even if it was excessively long) so I guess my taste is a bit diferent to many who have commented..
LMH - I can join you. I haven't seen Pans Labyrinth either!
Janet
Comment by JoshZ
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But I'd say Lost in Translation.
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Comment by Danceswithwords
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There's a lot of commentary about film here on Orble. I love movies and can spend hours dissecting and discussing films, and no I don't hate you for having an honest opinion about films that we supposed to be great, but in your opinion weren't.
I have seen all the films you listed, except Spiderman 3. I rarely see movies with numbers after them, as I often find sequels extremely disappointing. Yes there are some exceptions to this rule, but they are few and far between.
I think the main theme of your post highlights that movies set out to take you on a journey. I think its a poignant analogy. You a buy a ticket for the trip expecting the experience to live up to the big glossy posters, and if you're lucky it will deliver more than was over promised in the trailors. I think it is possible to go on any journey with your "own" baggage, and sometimes this can be how you are feeling on the day you see the movie through to that solid reliable person you pride yourself in with that critical eye for details, story, characters, and that they may just whisk you away to somewhere else. The thought of the "journey" is why we go to the movies. When this process goes wrong for a viewer, it normally goes horribly off the rails.
Atonement. The elements of this story are great, and I kept thinking how much better the book would be while I was watching it. Not a good litmus. You can write down what happens in the first hour of the film in two paragraphs. I think the I'll take my shirt off, or you jump in the pond and I'll save you moments were a good example of how off the mark the film was in making us believe these characters were real. I was upset at this point and kept thinking that if you have ever seen the murky sludge of a garden pond, and they are rarely more than knee deep by design, and Kiera Knightly dives off into a water world that looked like a commercial for bottled water. I got off this journey early too, and I think the other entries in this post highlight this film failed with a lot of people.
Pan's Labyrinth was great and I loved it. Why? Well it was very dark, and if you like movies that have that edge it was a wonderful journey that I found myself saying wow a couple of times out loud. Another good litmus for a film - one you say WOW in.
Million Dollar Baby was all about Clint Eastwood, and I thought a number of actors could have played the Hillary Swank role. Don't get me wrong she was great, but this movie was cleverly packaged and disguised. I grew up on a diet of Eastwood movies, and he didn't win acclaim or Oscars for his spaghetti westerns or playing Dirty Harry... He had to play the antithesis of these characters to demonstrate he could act - full circle. His role in Unforgiven, was that of a washed up gunslinger and this paralleled his performance as a boxing coach at the end of luck and his career - trusting in something he never had - a woman. If you like and grew up with Clint, you'd like this film.
There will be blood. Wow what a film. I can understand totally why people hate this movie. I started out hating it too. It made me angry. I have an adage about cinema. If it makes you FEEL something, then the movie is working. Think about it. Explore your hate. Explore your anger. It was slow and very dark. It was like being stabbed, slowly, with Daniel Day Lewis staring you in the face, teeth gritted as he pushed the blade in deeper. It was suffocating. It was like dying or drowning. I wouldn't recommend this movie to people in general and throw it in as a "must-see" or something to watch. For me it was how I felt at the end of that film. I was glad it was over, and glad that I'd seen it. The hair stands upright on my skin thinking about it. I'm glad I got it, and went on the journey. I can see why Daniel Day Lewis received an Oscar, because of the fact I don't think many actors could have stabbed me so perfectly and watched my lying there dying.
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Comment by Raquelle
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I have seen all of these besides Spiderman 3 (I truly cant go there!) and I have to say that the only film I dont really agree with you on is There Will Be Blood. Its approach was understated, but that's why its so great, so unique adn fascinating. Movies cant always be expected to take us on that magical emotional journey like Titanic mastered...it would make filmmakiing and filmmwatchin predictable and boring!
If you dissect the approach of TWBB, as a fillmmaker, its a great acheivement. The cinematography and score, not to mention the BRILLIANT acting, make it a masterpiece!
Before I was a film student I would have sided with you on this one...if people only knew how HARD it is to make good films...
great post tho!
Raquelle
Comment by Bryn
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I thought the first Spiderman was pretty terrible. Not even sure if I saw the second.
Million Dollar Baby's okay for a rainy day.
You'd have to pay me to watch Atonement. I can't stand Keira.
I enjoyed There Will Be Blood, but I can understand some people not having patience with it. I didn't like Magnolia much when I saw it.
Two pet-hate movies of mine that most other people really like are:
Natural Born Killers and The Fifth Element.
What makes movies so interesting is that one person's high art is another person's deep trash.
I'll forever dump shite on Luc Besson's sci-fi tripe and Oliver Stone's grating overkill ... I don't care what anyone says.
Stay strong.
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The only thing that ruined There Will Be Blood was the inappropriate soundtrack and the fact that it was about 20 minutes too long.
It looks like most people feel the same way I do about Keira Knightly - ugh.
Comment by Bryn
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yes, glad you agree, despite its adult cartoon excesses NBK is tedious as Hell.
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I disagree on Atonement, I thought it was a worthwhile film, though it's not for everyone, and I'm not a fan of Keira's waifish figure either. Yay for curvy females!
I haven't seen Pan's Labyrinth or Spiderman 3.
Million Dollar Baby was SUCH a conventional story, it bored me silly.
I didn't like There WIll Be Blood at all, I'm of the opinion that if you don't have anything positive to make a film about you shouldn't make one.
Comment by Natalie 2
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I can absolutely agree with those of you who point out that TWBB was a cinematic achievement with regard to cinematography, music, and acting. I guess at the end of the day, I just didn't connect. I hope that doesn't make some feel that I can't appreciate fine cinema. In this case, the overall effect to me was dampened by overly enthusiastic praise and unrealistically high expectations.
On a side note to Post Modern Critic...your enthusiastic appreciation for curvy females has made me a lifelong fan of yours!