OBEY! (my favorite subliminal messages)
July 28th 2008 11:16
When I was little, I remember my teacher talking about subliminal messages in music. This of course was the 80's and all of the heavy metal artists were urging kids to worship Satan via backwards messages on their albums. Remember? It was just the thing to do back then.
Anyway, as my teacher explained how we should be careful which musicians we listened to, I began to become more and more afraid. I mean, I really loved Motley Crue back then (stop snickering!) but what if I accidentally began to worship Lucifer? I knew just who to ask for advice.
"Mom? Are there secret messages on my records telling me to do drugs and love the devil?' I asked as soon as I got home.
"Who the heck told you that?" My mother asked, somewhat annoyed.
"My teacher"
"What?!?! No. There are no secret messages on your records. Naughty people do naughty things, and they like to blame it on other people. Go play." That's my mom. A working class, no nonsense woman who always tells it like it is.
Thoroughly satisfied with my mother's reassurance that I would not unwittingly perform a Black Mass with my Barbie dolls, I skipped to my bedroom, and laid on my bed, listening to the sweet sounds of Crystal Gale's "Don't it Make my Brown Eyes Blue". (What? I was a well rounded kid with eclectic tastes!)
As an adult, I have learned that Mrs. Bender (yes that was really her name) was part right. While we probably can rest assured that no one is trying to trick us into conjuring demons, it is true that there are far more sinister players at work, subliminally convincing us against our will to do things like have sex, drink beer, and eat fattening foods! (all things we would never dream of doing on our own, right?)
These puppet masters are Big Business, and here is some of their handiwork.
When I asked for a refreshment, that wasn't what I had in mind!!
Companies know that we are all a bunch of perverts, and if they can get us to equate their product with sex, we'll buy it!
This one is pretty blatant...
Take a look at the placement of the S on the package...Taste the rainbow, indeed!
Left click, right click, Left click, right click....
Why do I suddenly feel the urge to have my floors redone?
And as if their cheesy catch phrase wasn't enough, flip over the ad....
FoxNews: Our Favorite Subliminal Offender!
Fox News is notorious for taking advantage of moldable minds. They will often place incorrect info in their banners, or slip an unrelated image into a logo. Anything to push the agenda.
Here is the most recent one...For just a split second Fox News 5 slipped an image of John McCain into one of their fancy fast moving flash graphics.
Here's the video:
Who's that Hiding in my Fox News Logo?
Here's some more Hijinks from those crazy kids at Fox.
And finally, Huckabee!
Of course, I think Obama could learn a thing or two from the Huckster about subtlety!
Fortunately, my morals prevent me from partaking www.betagirlblog.com in such deception!
Anyway, as my teacher explained how we should be careful which musicians we listened to, I began to become more and more afraid. I mean, I really loved Motley Crue back then (stop snickering!) but what if I accidentally began to worship Lucifer? I knew just who to ask for advice.
"Mom? Are there secret messages on my records telling me to do drugs and love the devil?' I asked as soon as I got home.
"Who the heck told you that?" My mother asked, somewhat annoyed.
"My teacher"
"What?!?! No. There are no secret messages on your records. Naughty people do naughty things, and they like to blame it on other people. Go play." That's my mom. A working class, no nonsense woman who always tells it like it is.
Thoroughly satisfied with my mother's reassurance that I would not unwittingly perform a Black Mass with my Barbie dolls, I skipped to my bedroom, and laid on my bed, listening to the sweet sounds of Crystal Gale's "Don't it Make my Brown Eyes Blue". (What? I was a well rounded kid with eclectic tastes!)
As an adult, I have learned that Mrs. Bender (yes that was really her name) was part right. While we probably can rest assured that no one is trying to trick us into conjuring demons, it is true that there are far more sinister players at work, subliminally convincing us against our will to do things like have sex, drink beer, and eat fattening foods! (all things we would never dream of doing on our own, right?)
These puppet masters are Big Business, and here is some of their handiwork.
When I asked for a refreshment, that wasn't what I had in mind!!
Companies know that we are all a bunch of perverts, and if they can get us to equate their product with sex, we'll buy it!
This one is pretty blatant...
Take a look at the placement of the S on the package...Taste the rainbow, indeed!
Left click, right click, Left click, right click....
Why do I suddenly feel the urge to have my floors redone?
And as if their cheesy catch phrase wasn't enough, flip over the ad....
FoxNews: Our Favorite Subliminal Offender!
Fox News is notorious for taking advantage of moldable minds. They will often place incorrect info in their banners, or slip an unrelated image into a logo. Anything to push the agenda.
Here is the most recent one...For just a split second Fox News 5 slipped an image of John McCain into one of their fancy fast moving flash graphics.
Peek-A-Boo!
Here's the video:
Who's that Hiding in my Fox News Logo?
Here's some more Hijinks from those crazy kids at Fox.
Oh really?
Yeah, you wish he was a Democrat, don't you?
Obviously he wasn't their first choice!
And finally, Huckabee!
Presidential Candidate Mike Huckabee's Holy Bookcase
Of course, I think Obama could learn a thing or two from the Huckster about subtlety!
Fortunately, my morals prevent me from partaking www.betagirlblog.com in such deception!
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