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It's ok to hurt a woman cause the Bible says so

November 26th 2009 10:15
This is truly one of the most demented, disturbing, appalling, (and a smidgey amusing) things I've ever seen. Allow me to set the stage.

Sex is complicated. There are so many unanswered questions... One of those burning (pun intended) inquiries might be... "Why is it ok to hurt a woman's vagina while having sex with her?"

Well thank your lucky stars that there is a bold voice in the wilderness willing to tackle such a painfully probing (hehehe) question and share his insights with the rest of us.

Spoiler Alert!!! His conclusion is "The woman is created for the man's pleasure" and that "The woman just has to lie there and receive the sperm". Yuppers.



Now, this whole video lecture was prompted by a previous video presented by the same lad, in which he explained that the proof of gay sex being a sin is that anal sex hurts. In fact, he explained that the pain is God's way of telling us that something is sinful. I guess this prompted a flurry of response from confused heteros thinking that perhaps straight sex is sinful too because their woman's coochie was sore.

The best part of this video is when the guy tries to explain the purpose of the clitoris. Watch him struggle with what it is and why it's there and what type of activity is acceptable in that region. I believe at one point he actually says that the clitoris is a gift from God to women. He claims that God's stance was something like this: Ok ladies. Since you've had to deal with so much pain with child birth etc, "here's a little toy for you to play with." Generous!

The first video is the Evangelical Educator. The second video is a song I'd like to dedicate to Jesus this Thanksgiving, for the gracious gift he bestowed upon my nether regions.

(In all honesty, some woman needs to club this guy over the head with a vibrator!)







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