You got to know when to hold 'em....
June 16th 2009 20:16
Woohoo! After weeks of being sheltered and shackled....I'm free to indulge myself in all of my favorite deviant activities! Before your mind delves deeply into the gutter....
I'm going to the Casino today! Fun fun fun! The only downside is that I'm the one driving but the upside is that I just know that those penny slots are going to make me fabulously wealthy this time! I JUST KNOW IT!!!!
Now, a little birdie told me (this means you, Cheryl) that sitting in front of a slot machine is slightly "bogan" (redneck?) but I do not care! I like the word bogan and no one around here has ever heard of it before, so maybe I'll just start referring to myself as a bogan and people will think it's some sort of exotic word for beautiful! I'll say it like this, "Oh yes. My Australian friends think I am just soooo Bogan. I try to tell them I'm not but they just insist. They also say I'm a dag, but I think they're just trying to flatter me.."
I LOVE gambling in all of its forms. I like slot machines. I also really love to play poker! I play Texas Hold 'Em, Five Card, Omaha....anything! I used to have a regular poker night, but fell out of it a bit. Gotta get back into it! I never play very high stakes, but I am a total ham when I play. I always bring a big fat stogie and wear a green visor! Sometimes I'll try to talk in a gangster voice ala Al Capone until my friends tell me to stop it. I'm very intimidating as I puff on my cheroot and wear my dark shades.
I also love black jack. I actually worked a stint as a black jack dealer back in the day. It was very stressful. I'd rather be the player than the dealer. The tips were great though. I used to get placed at the $50 minimum bet table, and those guys would tip the hell out of me! It was pretty sweet.
So, here's what I need from you. I need you to put the winning vibe out there into the universe for me, ok? Just send that positive energy out into the void, and hopefully it will stick to me. This is our little mass consciousness experiment. I'll let you know how it works. Maybe I'll finally be able to finance my trip to Belize!
I'm going to the Casino today! Fun fun fun! The only downside is that I'm the one driving but the upside is that I just know that those penny slots are going to make me fabulously wealthy this time! I JUST KNOW IT!!!!
Now, a little birdie told me (this means you, Cheryl) that sitting in front of a slot machine is slightly "bogan" (redneck?) but I do not care! I like the word bogan and no one around here has ever heard of it before, so maybe I'll just start referring to myself as a bogan and people will think it's some sort of exotic word for beautiful! I'll say it like this, "Oh yes. My Australian friends think I am just soooo Bogan. I try to tell them I'm not but they just insist. They also say I'm a dag, but I think they're just trying to flatter me.."
I LOVE gambling in all of its forms. I like slot machines. I also really love to play poker! I play Texas Hold 'Em, Five Card, Omaha....anything! I used to have a regular poker night, but fell out of it a bit. Gotta get back into it! I never play very high stakes, but I am a total ham when I play. I always bring a big fat stogie and wear a green visor! Sometimes I'll try to talk in a gangster voice ala Al Capone until my friends tell me to stop it. I'm very intimidating as I puff on my cheroot and wear my dark shades.
I also love black jack. I actually worked a stint as a black jack dealer back in the day. It was very stressful. I'd rather be the player than the dealer. The tips were great though. I used to get placed at the $50 minimum bet table, and those guys would tip the hell out of me! It was pretty sweet.
So, here's what I need from you. I need you to put the winning vibe out there into the universe for me, ok? Just send that positive energy out into the void, and hopefully it will stick to me. This is our little mass consciousness experiment. I'll let you know how it works. Maybe I'll finally be able to finance my trip to Belize!
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